It took the Wabbit all day to find his android double, Wabsworth.
He finally caught up with him at the Porta Palazzo market, where he was looking
for an unobtainable vinyl LP. "Wabsworth!" called the Wabbit. "I was hoping to meet you!" Wabsworth was startled. "Do you
want your coat back?" he asked solemnly. "A borrowed coat can’t keep me warm." The
Wabbit had completely forgotten about his coat. "Keep the coat, Wabsworth. It suits you." "Oh
thank you," said Wabsworth looking relieved. "How can I help you?" "You are an exact copy of me," said the Wabbit, "so I want us to liaise on an urgent matter." "I’m not completely the same as you," said Wabsworth. "I have different experiences now." "All to the good," said the
Wabbit and he explained about Unut the Rabbit Goddess and her offer to help achieve
rabbit emancipation. "Mmm," said Wabsworth, "the horns of a dilemma." "You sound like me," sighed the Wabbit. "I can’t
help it," said Wabsworth. "Now what about
the land, the gold and the weapons?" "That’s
why I want you to advise me," said the Wabbit. "Well," said Wabsworth, "if you had to
choose one, which would it be?" The Wabbit’s eyes lit up. "Yes," he exclaimed. "Always remember the golden rule!" Wabsworth knew what the Wabbit was going to
say, so he said it for him. "He who has the gold makes the rules," he chortled.
